bilboh:

one time in sixth grade this kid shouted “urethra” instead of “eureka”


leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now


onemultiplefandom:

bitchesaloud:

plot twist

THIS WAS THE CUTEST PLOT TWIST EVER


icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information

Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do


  • me:*cries over tv show*
  • me:*loses sleep over tv show*
  • me:*requires emotional help because of tv show*
  • me:but it's so good
#me

It was my arrow, aimed at the chink in the force field surrounding the arena, that brought on this firestorm of retribution. That sent the whole country of Panem into chaos.


mcchickened:

an very important hole

mcchickened:

an very important hole

#cute #aw #dog

psychoanthrowalker:

When I meet people who ship caryl but still love Beth and people who ship bethyl but still love Carol.

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k-lila:

mentallyinsanegirl:

I never used to ship normily. Just bethyl.

But then…

Comic Con happened.

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Jesus Christ what are these beautiful bitches doing to me?! They have not only snuck up on me and made me ship them on the shoe, but in real life?! I am going down with this ship. Both of the ships. And I don’t even mind.

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MY LIFE IS OVER. ALL THAT IS LEFT IS BETHYL/NORMILY.

welcome !! we are a rising population :)

Why thank you! I’m looking forward to helping build the normily empire!


fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead